domingo, 21 de octubre de 2007

Your publication on October 20th, 2007

Dear Sir Mr. Hector Gomez,

Following is broad and public statement of our sincere appreciation for your relentless dedication to improve our vocabulary, grammar and manners in a cohesive and thorough form.

In reciprocity, you can expect and demand our outmost efforts to cope with your culture.

To alleviate the sour we sadly and wrongly generated at dinning, am intending to provide little bit of sweet and relief to your soul, and regain your mind and your heart.

Enclosed you can find (and hope this is of joy) a video of a celebrity observed in Sawu’s dance floor, this past Friday night. Might be a surprise for some of you, but we captured Rafael thanks to Laurita (aka la Bandolei) and the undersigning superb observation capabilities.

Needless to say, we enjoyed a lovely evening.

DJ 3

6 comentarios:

Hector dijo...

I really had a blast reading your entry mate!

DJ3 dijo...

It’s been hilarious and it’s becoming a conundrum to find where and when (if any) this will stop.

Anónimo dijo...

Dear DJ3,

Whilst reading your entries, I realize my skills have been shattered and humilliated by your excelse and thriving writing. Please kindly take my place in the Literature.

William

DJ3 dijo...

Dear William,

The Almighty knows I am unworthy of being praised by such a gifted and honorable man in the noble terms you just did.

In all sincere and humble sentiment I thank you and I repeat myself at your service.

Juan José

Anónimo dijo...

I decrete the closing of this thread as trying to improve DJ3's English profficiency would be vanity and as a sin, it will be severely punished.
-o-

DJ3 dijo...

Thy will be done, in earth as it is in Heaven.

amen.